You have to see this RIGHT NOW.
I realize this is a non-fandom item in what's intended to be an entirely fandom journal, but I don't care. The poor normal people on my other friendslist wouldn't appreciate what I'm about to give you.
Which is a link to a photo of
Rasputin's preserved bits.
Yes, Rasputin's bits. I swear to God.
OH MY GOD!!!
Ahem. We now return you to your regularly scheduled friendslist.
ETA:
Here is the associated story, which includes a measurement.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!