Desperate times!!

[elrosofnumenor]

I have a hostage.

If she does not undelete my boy in two days, I will be forced to execute her. I really mean that I am not just going to cry and beg. I swear. And post incriminating photos of Vardamir with Elanor Gamgee.

Like so:

Comments

[maglor]

Awww. :( *hugs*

[elrosofnumenor]

DADDY MAGLOR!! What are you doing these days?

[maglor]

Hiding, mostly. And worrying about Elfhild. Stuff like that.

[elrosofnumenor]

Aww, poor Maglor. :( But you have to admit you were a little harsh with her...

[maglor]

Yes I know. ;_; And I've been like, super-extra grumpy since the day that armadillo jumped through the window and told her she was pregnant with a Bergilbaby. >_< I know I should be nice and supportive and...

Hey Elros? What is that weird noise?

[elrosofnumenor]

Aah that's just the sound of our mun making icons...

More importantly, does my hair look funny to you?

[maglor]

It does look kinda sorta a little bit longer, but my eyes have been funny lately, so I'm not sure.

[elrosofnumenor]

Mine too. Maybe we should see an eye doctor or something.

[maglor]

Yes, that is a good idea, yes.

Hmm, it feels like my hair is growing too. O.o

[elrosofnumenor]

o.o Nice glasses. Where did they come from?

Hey, I can see better!!

[maglor]

I don't know.

And, er, that would be because you are wearing glasses as well.

[elrosofnumenor]

Aah, okay, I see.

This is most odd.

*looks at mun*

[ouchie]

... yyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssss? ¬.¬

[maglor]

How best to put this...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US YOU STRANGE CANADIAN PERSON?

[ouchie]

Me? What makes you think I did anything?

[ladyelwing]

DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP, GIRL! Tell me what you've done to my baby and the Son of Fëanor whose brothers killed my family raised my boys!