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II had the baby!
It's not mine. The baby. It's Sauron's. My manbride slept with Sauron. How am I supposed to feel about this? I don't know. It looks as if Mr. Dark Lordypants is going to take little Boo anyway. But...I wanted so much to be a good father, just this once...
Well, screw that. II AND I ARE GOING ON VACATION TO MODERN EARTH! Oooh, baby! I want to go to Disney World. II II can we go? Can we? Can we? Can we?
It's not mine. The baby. It's Sauron's. My manbride slept with Sauron. How am I supposed to feel about this? I don't know. It looks as if Mr. Dark Lordypants is going to take little Boo anyway. But...I wanted so much to be a good father, just this once...
Well, screw that. II AND I ARE GOING ON VACATION TO MODERN EARTH! Oooh, baby! I want to go to Disney World. II II can we go? Can we? Can we? Can we?