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[elrondhalfelven]

Well, it looks like my son is dead. Again.

Oh well. Guess I'll have to pack my bags for Cerin Amroth. I know, I know, dying of grief is so done, but it can't be helped. Maybe if my son would stop being such a self-centered horsefucking ingrate with no regard for his ada's fragile health, this wouldn't have to happen. But unfortunately, life

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[lordelrohir]

ADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greasmonkey and my sisterwife abused me!!!!

Um...

*uses his "five deaths, get out of death th 6th time free card" which has 5 holes punched in it.*

HI!!!

I'm alive? See? Look how alive I am. I mean...wow...I am just so...living, you know?

*wibbles*

I think I feel an emotion coming on.

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh, son!

*embraces in fatherly manner*

Now go grab your father some cheese dip.

An emotion? For me? WHEEEEE!!!!

[lordelrohir]

Of course, Ada!!!

*skips off, returns with a Mondo Huge plate of Nachos, a slurpee and a bag of milk duds*

Just for that, here's one more.

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh, Elrofuckhir. You are my favorite child. *

*excepting Arthur and maybe Tolman

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[lordelrohir]

Oh Ada, as long as I'm more favorite than the turkey, I can die happy.

See?

*dies...happy*

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[elrondhalfelven]

...

*raises the One Eyebrow... OF DOOM*

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[lordelrohir]

*coughs, opens eyes*

I was faking!!!!!

[elrondhalfelven]

You know, maybe the turkey's not so bad after all. Maybe he'd like your place on the couch. Let's ask him, shall we? Elladaaaaaan...?

[lordof_imladris]

*faints*

I just hope this doesn't hurt... the baby!

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[elrondhalfelven]

SEE! Do you see the PAIN you have inflicted on your father's clone? Come, my darling fiancee, let me help you into this comfortable chair.

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[lordof_imladris]

Oh, my dear sweet mutt, thank you. I'm shaking! Oh Elrofuck, why do you w0uNd mE s0? w0uNd!!1!

[lordelrohir]

...

...

Well, considering I drove Mum off a cliff, what do you have to complain about?

I'M SORRY ADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*brings you a Big Gulp, Cheese Curls, twinkies and porn*

[lordof_imladris]

True...

Oh thank you my sweet boy. Come, sit with me and my manbride for a time. Keep your humping under control and it may become a regular thing.

[lordelrohir]

Woot!