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Guess what.
You are Elrond #1. During the Second Age, you broke away from your pimp Gil-galad, fled into the mountains, got raped by Tom Bombadil, and then built a tree house in between some mountains. Thus Rivendell was born, though the walls are still lost in the birth canal. You revolutionized retirement for elves-- why go into the West when you can sit on your couch all day long and bitch at everyone for anything? While other elves will remember your uh tremendous victory(?) at the Last Alliance, your children know you for your gigantic porn collection, starring you. But you and your clone have hot asses, so it's not too disturbing-- just horrifying.
Take teh kEwLieZ quiz!!1!
My mun has the wackiest ideas. Well, go on now. Take it.
((Mucho props to Michelle for co-writing it and doing all the code.))
You are Elrond #1. During the Second Age, you broke away from your pimp Gil-galad, fled into the mountains, got raped by Tom Bombadil, and then built a tree house in between some mountains. Thus Rivendell was born, though the walls are still lost in the birth canal. You revolutionized retirement for elves-- why go into the West when you can sit on your couch all day long and bitch at everyone for anything? While other elves will remember your uh tremendous victory(?) at the Last Alliance, your children know you for your gigantic porn collection, starring you. But you and your clone have hot asses, so it's not too disturbing-- just horrifying.
Take teh kEwLieZ quiz!!1!
My mun has the wackiest ideas. Well, go on now. Take it.
((Mucho props to Michelle for co-writing it and doing all the code.))