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[elrondhalfelven]

Okay, okay, the fits of denial and retardation are over. I can now deal with everything. You know, II being some sort of maia thingie now, and Gilly TOTALLY HATING ME OMG and my son being in a zoo and whatnot. (At least Elrobeth hasn't exploded. YET. However, he's no longer just a horsefucker--he's an incestuous one. There is no Eru [I didn't

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[arwenundomiel]

dadddddddeeeeeeeee! *glomps*

no incest for me since.....um...IT HAS BEEN SO LONG I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER!! ;_; my heart hurts. can i have some cheetos?

[elrondhalfelven]

Undummy! I missed you, sweetie. Have you been eating well? Being good for your other ada? Staying immortal? Staying female?

[arwenundomiel]

*checks scale*

*checks large mound on couch*

*checks neck*

*checks under dress*

YES, YES, YES, YES and i missed you too, daddy!

[elrondhalfelven]

That's my girl! I see the squirrelfu Estel has started a zoo. I must approve of anyone with the wisdom to keep your brother locked up.

[arwenundomiel]

i have a present for you, ada! i made you a videotape of me throwing peanuts at elladan in the zoo! some of the peanuts had tacks in them, hehehe! >:)

Apparently what I thought was very painful zits were really welts...

[elladanthesane]

some of the peanuts had tacks in them, hehehe! >:)

AHSGAJSGASHGHASK... I hate you now...

>:[ >:[ >:[

Re: Apparently what I thought was very painful zits were really welts...

[arwenundomiel]

if you didn't want to be subjected to the amusingcruel torments of zoo patrons, then you shouldn't have let yourself get captured!

[elladanthesane]

I didn't let myself get caught; I was darted, tagged *tugs at annoyingly-large earring*, and hauled off to this amusement park...

Didn't help that they gagged me afterwards - nearly suffocated too... >:(

[arwenundomiel]

gobble, gobble, gobble! you turkeys are just full of excuses. and you were gagged for your own protection. sometimes turkeys get stressed during relocation and try to peck at themselves. we couldn't have that!

[elladanthesane]

More like for Estel's protection...

Would've taken out both eyes and some of his front teeth too were I conscious at the time...

Awwww, you're so cute when you're vindictive!

[glorfiestardust]

It's time like this that I remember how much I love my stepbrat. That mouth of yours makes us so proud, when it's employed in non-physical activity with your brothers. Have a bottle of Jack, precious.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[arwenundomiel]

i love you too, grandpa glorfie, and not in the way elrobeth does, which usually results in a new stain on his life-size glorfie stardust cardboard stand-up that he keeps in his closet! and remember, any time spent fondling me, is time not spent jerking off to your records. >:)

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh, Arthur! How--excuse me, I think I have something in my eye.

*sniff*

[arwenundomiel]

also, i brought it to ghan-buri-ghan in the woses enclosure and he said for 50 bucks and some crazy-assed equipment, he could make a 3-D version with enhanced special effects!

[elrondhalfelven]

This is the best Daylight Savings Day EVER!!

[ghan_buri_ghan]

Yes yes that's nice GET GHAN OUT OF HERE.