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[elrondhalfelven]

Okay, okay, the fits of denial and retardation are over. I can now deal with everything. You know, II being some sort of maia thingie now, and Gilly TOTALLY HATING ME OMG and my son being in a zoo and whatnot. (At least Elrobeth hasn't exploded. YET. However, he's no longer just a horsefucker--he's an incestuous one. There is no Eru [I didn't

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[elladanthesane]

I'll bet you feel so much better for getting all that emotion out.

Now you can go back to your non-feeling, "get me a root beer like yesterday" self eh?

[elrondhalfelven]

Mmm. Yes. How are you, Elrohir?

Now there's the ada I remember...

[elladanthesane]

I'm not Elrohir; I'm Elladan.

Elro's the one with the blank expression; I'm the one with the Ray-bans.

Re: Now there's the ada I remember...

[elrondhalfelven]

Right, right. I'll just remember Elladan = effeminate.

Actually that might not help me discriminate.

O.o

[elladanthesane]

Uh, Elladan becomes the (potential) family dinner once a month; Elrobeth screws the family pet.

Will that help you out?

Re: O.o

[elrondhalfelven]

Yes, I'm sure that will--we have a pet?!

Oh no, not...

Poor Tolman.

Oh boy; I'm confusing the father-figure...

[elladanthesane]

Wrong pet ada.

I meant the horse.

*pulls out diagram*

Me *points at self* Elladan becomes *points at chart* big glitzy turkey.

Elrohir *points at stick figure of dorky brother* screws horses. *holds up small plastic replica of Shadowfax*

[elrondhalfelven]

Ah.

Which one turns into the peacock?

[elladanthesane]

*long sigh*

Me ada. The one talking to you right now.

((*is laughing self sick*))

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh. Right. Sorry, Lindir. I think I'm getting old.

[elladanthesane]

*tries not to bang head against nearby non-wall*

Lindir's the one I use to toss knives at when bro's not around...

Senility has finally caught up with poor poor ada...

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh thank Eru. I wondered why Lindir was calling me 'ada.'

Okay, so Undummy is the perfect little girl, you're the turkey, Elrobeth is the horsefucker, and this fat guy on the couch next to me is... Maglor? Erestor? Don't tell me. Well, maybe a hint.

[elladanthesane]

Erestor's in the compound across from me here in the zoo, so it can't be hir.

Could be Maglor; could be someone else entirely...

Might even be Uncle Elros; you're always calling him the family lard-heap, so...

[elrondhalfelven]

OMG OMG he looks just like me!!1 What is this freakish deviltry?!*

*tm john

[elladanthesane]

Elros is your twin; of course he looks just like you.

[elrondhalfelven]

My brother is alive on MY couch pregnant?!?