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Feb 23, 2003 14:00

I'm sorry I haven't been posting. The Peredhil household has been dealing with yet another shocking turn of events ( Read more... )

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celebrianrules February 23 2003, 13:02:39 UTC

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What if I can't wait until that Wynnie thing gives birth to werepuppies, and the baby is like, you know, mutant-y? Can I make soup out of it?

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 13:28:59 UTC

II and I have not, uh, been to Rohan since our college days, but in the strange event that it is a mutant, we will make soup of it. As long as II has no objections.

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 13:56:21 UTC

Should a mutant hatch from my loins, I will not hesitate to give it to my precious baby Undummy and have her, to put it crudely, EAT IT WITH SOME GARLIC BREAD.

From within a soup.

arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 15:55:14 UTC

amin mela lle ada ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 16:10:10 UTC

!!! I love you my precious Undummy! Don't worry, I'll always love you best! :)

celebrianrules February 24 2003, 16:29:52 UTC

Excellent. The mutants seem to have stopped procreating. ¬.¬

wolfhound_huan February 23 2003, 14:59:37 UTC

O_O

There will be no eating of the Huanbabies! No no no no no.

wynnie February 23 2003, 15:03:23 UTC

No there will not *glares at the Elronds and Celebrian, hugs Huan*

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 15:41:33 UTC

wolfhound_huan February 23 2003, 15:54:37 UTC

Uh-uh, don't make that face at me. Our babies will not be mutants, they will be werepuppies. There is a difference.

Re: elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 15:55:38 UTC

You're no fun! Haven't you ever had mutant baby soup? It's a yummy yummy in your tummy.

'were' is an ancient elvish prefix meaning mutant. arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 15:57:08 UTC

mmmmmmutant werepuppies. SO tasty!

'Elessar' is ancient ancient elvish for 'squirrel fucker' wolfhound_huan February 23 2003, 16:15:40 UTC

No puppies for you! >:/

'huan' is ancient elvish for one day a hot elf will eat your babies! arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 16:17:56 UTC

>:)

'Arwen' is ancient elvish for 'infertile' or in Quenya 'mortal no matter how much she bangs Melkor'! wolfhound_huan February 23 2003, 16:25:43 UTC

>:(

i'd save a pot of soup for you. no need to get stroppy. arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 16:32:02 UTC

this highly suspect definition contradicts the 65 or so children i've had. and i don't need to bang melkie anymore, now that i have a brand new evenstar v.2.5

>:) >:)

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