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Feb 23, 2003 14:00

I'm sorry I haven't been posting. The Peredhil household has been dealing with yet another shocking turn of events ( Read more... )

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lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 11:03:40 UTC

GET THIS DEMON SPAWN OUT OF ME!!!

Is that what you meant by practicing labor techniques? :)

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:11:51 UTC

Very good! But remember to breathe.

*adjusts tennis balls II is lying on*

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 11:23:11 UTC

I feel faint...

*faints and hits head on the empty can of tennis balls*

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:24:48 UTC

!!!! O, II! II! *rushes to your side and fans*

I HOPE THIS FALL HAS NOT HURT YOUR PRECIOUS UNBORN BABY!

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 11:26:44 UTC

Oh I! The world seems so foggy! So... ooh is that a TWINKIE?!

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:32:48 UTC

Yes, my pet! Jade has sent food to sustain us.

*drags onto the couch*

II! I think you've gained weight! :)

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 13:57:55 UTC

YOU SCOUNDREL! YOU BASTARD HALF BREED! YOU DID THIS TO ME! AND YOU CALL ME FAT TO TOP IT OFF! I HATE YOU! REMOVE HIM FROM MY SIGHT!!!

...and that is the last lesson in chapter three of What To Expect When You're A Male In Arda And Expecting. I'm so good at this, I!! :)

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 14:09:59 UTC

You're a natural, darling. What a radiant mother you'll be!

I can't wait to raise a child the way we were raised. The cute outfits. The bedtime stories. The abandonment. The being-raised-by-a-kinslaying-son-of-Feanor. The sweet sixteen party.

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 14:14:08 UTC

*weeps tears of joy*

Don't forget being taken into the service of the king because he fancies young boys! O what a proud day that was for our kinslaying guardian! See his two little kinsmen who he somehow didn't kill even though it's in his dirty Fëanorian blood to do so be taken away from him and given to the service of the king solely for sexual favors!!

*joyfully weeps more*

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 14:19:16 UTC

Those happy days as Gilly's herald! The brave deeds! The exciting travel! Those nights when he would make Thranduil and I...well.

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 14:20:53 UTC

Many happy nights with nothing but the beautiful symphony of small popping noises!

*pop*

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 14:28:09 UTC

And now here we are, two very old (yet hot) elves, with all our fun behind us. :\

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 14:38:51 UTC

...I'm not that far along, you know. ;) At least, I don't think, since no one told my mun about the conception date.

.............wait a second. Don't elves conceive consciously? Therefore... if you know about it... and it's a total shock to me...

YOU are the pregnant one, not me!!

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 14:42:10 UTC

What?! I am not! I only knew you were pregnant because you talk in your sleep! You were mumbling "I want a baby baby baby baby for II baby for meee" all night long that one time when I was up all night with heartburn after eating those bad enchiladas!

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 14:45:23 UTC

.......oh. Right. Damn.

You wouldn't happen to remember who was in bed/on the couch with me when I said that, would you?

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 14:51:17 UTC

...conveniently, I cannot! I suppose we will just have to wait until IT IS BORN.

Um, did you just hear a dramatic reverb?

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