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[elrondhalfelven]

My life is naught but torment.

Dear ElrobethhirIf my grandchild is a horse, you will not only lose your co-favorite status in my home, you will not even be allowed to sit on the couch. You will have to live in the shed with Estel, Tolman, and the maimed woodland animals Elladan I used to do experiments on. This noble living room still has a

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[lordelrohir]

I WISH I WAS DEAD AND I KNOW YOU DO TOO!

[lordof_imladris]

I love you. :)

[lordelrohir]

Oh Ada...my shame runs so deep.

I...never thought this would happen. I was always a good boy!!!

[elrondhalfelven]

I do not. I RAISED YOU LIKE YOU WERE MY OWN SON!!! A leap of faith on my part, to be sure.

[lordelrohir]

I AM your own son!!!

*weeps*

Ada don't preach!
I'm in trouble deep!

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[elrondhalfelven]

Yes, well, all the more reason to raise you that way.

Now listen, you're going to get through this. It's going to be fine. I'm going to support you all the way.

Have you considered dropping it on Elanor'ssomeone's doorstep immediately after birth?

[lordelrohir]

I've considered cutting it out of my stomach with one of Dany's knives, except that would only hasten it's getting on Livejournal coming to life. And I'm scared of pain.

mY PaIn iS So DEEeeeEp!!!

*sobs*

[elrondhalfelven]

Something tells me you have not been taking your antidepressants all of a sudden.

[mirielofnumenor]

I think that's just his hormones from the pregnancy talking!