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The Elrond Humor Strike
Hour 4.5 or so
Base: Ann Larimer's couch/yard
Cause: Lack of recognition for being the two funniest creatures in the history of Middle-earth ever
Updates:
Elrond II almost told one of his lame chicken jokes just now. I dived across the couch (well, it was more of a flop) and stuffed five Fritos in his mouth to stop him.
Otherwise we are completely and utterly without humor of any form. We are as amusing as tax forms.
We feel sort of like Erestor, only better looking.
Bri, Alume, and Erry are picketing just outside. Ms. Larimer's neighbors called the police but Elladan dragged them inside and locked them in the bathroom.
Wheel of Fortune is on. We have not yet exhausted the Cheeto supply.
Elrobeth is unconscious on the floor, twitching slightly. Industrial chemicals appear to have a stronger affect on him than Theodred.
We have not aided him yet because doing so would require snide comments and so forth that might be construed as amusing. And this is not over. Oh no, it is not over.
Kielle has not accepted our terms. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait until she sees we are the backbone, if you will, of Middle-earthean humor. She thinks we're unfunny now? We can angst if we have to. Oh yes, we can angst.
Your opressed social crusader,
Elrond I
Hour 4.5 or so
Base: Ann Larimer's couch/yard
Cause: Lack of recognition for being the two funniest creatures in the history of Middle-earth ever
Updates:
Elrond II almost told one of his lame chicken jokes just now. I dived across the couch (well, it was more of a flop) and stuffed five Fritos in his mouth to stop him.
Otherwise we are completely and utterly without humor of any form. We are as amusing as tax forms.
We feel sort of like Erestor, only better looking.
Bri, Alume, and Erry are picketing just outside. Ms. Larimer's neighbors called the police but Elladan dragged them inside and locked them in the bathroom.
Wheel of Fortune is on. We have not yet exhausted the Cheeto supply.
Elrobeth is unconscious on the floor, twitching slightly. Industrial chemicals appear to have a stronger affect on him than Theodred.
We have not aided him yet because doing so would require snide comments and so forth that might be construed as amusing. And this is not over. Oh no, it is not over.
Kielle has not accepted our terms. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait until she sees we are the backbone, if you will, of Middle-earthean humor. She thinks we're unfunny now? We can angst if we have to. Oh yes, we can angst.
Your opressed social crusader,
Elrond I