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Oct 23, 2005 18:31

Feel free to ask me 6 questions...but I have rules ( Read more... )

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phasma_aphanes October 24 2005, 01:29:19 UTC
1. If you had a car with On-Star, would you use it?
2. Who is the 'They' in Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About
by Kevin Trudeau? and why don't they want us to know?
3. If 'They' don't want us to know, then how does Kevin Trudeau know?
4. When do you plan on finding a woman worthy of you instead of the 'best friend' and the e-harmony bitch?
5. What do you do with your hair during work outs?
6. Are any of these questions really worth answering?

sorry, i am feeling a bit cheeky tonight.

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elricmelnibone October 24 2005, 01:36:52 UTC
1 - No, but because I don't like toys in my car. I've only recently become adjusted to using power windows and a cd player.
2 - "They" are the military-industrial complex that runs your life by tracing your purchases through the various cards you use at various stores. It would be best if you only used cash from here on in. I would tell you what they don't want you to know, but I just won't.
3 - Because he has sold his soul (and one of his orifices) to "them." It's not a pretty deal, and the contract negotiations were a bitch.
4 - Whenever you're ready to take a trip to Vegas. :)
5 - My hair is almost always tied in a pony-tail. I let it out at home sometimes, always when I sleep and shower, and whenever pretty women ask me to (like bestfriend and eHarmony bitch).
6 - Yes, but now Kevin Trudeau is going to put me back on his watch list, and I plan on implicating you.
I have no problem with cheeky. As long as you don't, either. :)

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phasma_aphanes October 24 2005, 01:39:29 UTC
Does your 'they' have anything to do with the templars or freemasons? they have been watching me for some time now.

and I will be in Vegas weeked of March 11. Be there or miss your chance forever.

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elricmelnibone October 24 2005, 01:47:13 UTC
I was once in the International Order of DeMolay (no lie, this is totally serious, and yes, I've led an interesting life) - the youth group for the Knights Templar - and no, they are not involved. But I wouldn't put it past the freemasons. They are sketchy. Most likely, it's the stonecutters who have been watching you, though.
And don't tease. A hot classicist is what every lonely lit scholar dreams of in the confines of his library cubicle, whispering sweet bits of "De Bello Gallico" to one another. And you're the hottest classicist I've seen since the nuns. (And as lit_girl seems to think I'm cute, I'm now worried about starting trouble between friends. Girlfight!) :)

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phasma_aphanes October 24 2005, 01:56:38 UTC
wait--you showed lit_girl a picture? and don't worry. we mock fight over poldy all the time. it keeps my wits sharp.

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