Think outside the Bun
Here's some more things people say to me sometimes, that really pisses me off.
"I'm Sorry"
No you're not! You can't bullshit me, bullshitter. If you were really sorry you wouldn't have done whatever it was you did that pissed me off in the first place. If you were really sorry you wouldn't have done whatever it is you did to me that you now claim to be 'sorry' about! I know what you're thinking. What about those times you just feel bad for somebody and say that your sorry, like for example when somebody's friend dies and you say 'I'm sorry, dude'. Well guess what? I hate that too. You're lying, and it stinks on your filthy breath, dick.
"Hold on a sec" / "Be back in a sec"
Not a problem. Okay... Time's up, taintface! You asked for a second and that's all you're getting. Anything past that is subject to my personal discretion. I cannot be held responsible for what I may do as a result of your tardiness, as you've broken your word and that gives me license to bitch slap you, pummel you, and fuck your sister.
Choose your words more carefully next time fucksack
~Elrick