Here's your goddamned entry
You wanna know why I've been too busy to post new entries? Because I've been getting paid, bitch! Working sucks, and it's hard. But of course you all know that I'm harder. The fact is, the more I think about it... the more I realize that my giagantic meat mammoth is a lot like my life. It's hard, sweaty, and lumpy. And sometimes corny.
Anyways... So to all you potential worshippers of my meat mammoth, know this: Many have tried to conquer this mountain. Many have failed. Many have died trying. And alot of them are still in therapy. But if you think you have what it takes, step up to the mic and let's see what you've got! (the mic being a metaphor for my penis). Auditions are being held shortly.
~Elrick