Rejoice!
I just found out some remarkable news. Yesterday, the manager of my old Walmart, Brenda Burwell, got shit-canned. Yes, that's right! That nasty, smelly evil idiotic sadistic moronic chipmunk looking bitch finally got what she deserved.
In case you don't know, Brenda was the witch that fired me from my first store. Then she lied and tricked me into thinking she would bring me back. Turns out karma catches up to you eventually. It may take 10 months, but it does. I am so happy that I can hardly wait until tomorrow (Year Year's Eve) to begin partying and drinking! I ought to go into my old store tomorrow all shit-faced with a party hat on and sing songs. "Ding dong, the witch is gone! The wicked witch! What a bitch! Ding dong I can't believe she's gone!"
Ahahaha stuff cocks in hell Brenda!
~Elrick