Fic:
Not Quite a Lie Pairing: Mild Elricest
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff. Crack-ish.
Teaser:
“Brother,” Alphonse implored, “Be honest. Do you have any idea where you’re going?”
“Don’t be stupid,” the boy answered brashly, scowl declaring that the very notion was ridiculous. “Who the fuck could get lost looking at a map?”