hmmm... odd?

[elphadrew]

So as I write this there is a man in my closet.

like a real live breathing man.

I cant get him to come out.

It scares me.

But he is fixing my hot water heater, because it is leaking.

thus causing the mexican food smell.

I was woken up at 9 this morning by my landlord, who came to look in my closet.

So since being woken up this morning, nine men have been in closet.

Thus is life.

I am kinda of bitchy... all I wanted to do was sleep in today, but too many phone calls, mean letters.

Apparently the people above us are complaining that we slam doors at two oclock in the morning.

so we have to work on that problem.

and the landlord complained of my roommate leaving her butts on the floor outside.

and he didnt like the fact that we hadnt told him we have a cat, or paid the 100 dollar pet deposit.

He wants us to get rid of the cat.

hmmm..

As much as I love Lola, I cant afford to be kicked out because of her.

So today, I am going to call the Humane society and see how there search for lolas real mommy and daddy are going.

the man in my closet is cute, in a im a 34 year old water heater guy...

but his butt is awesome.

I want to just go into my closet and have kicky water heater guy sex.

It would be an adventure.

hmmmm..

word.