Chill.

[elphabahummel]

Can certain people please just get off my back - yes I've changed it up a little, and yes I had sexual relations with Brittany but really, who hasn't, no offense Britt. but I would've thought my friends would be more supportive.

I am happy.  I am unbelievably ecstatic in fact, and it would be great if my friends could accept that.

Artie, I know you

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[full_commando]

Knew you being a dude was a bad idea.

[elphabahummel]

Keep your opinions to yourself Puckerman.

[full_commando]

That was a fact, Hummel.

[elphabahummel]

Don't you have a housewives bed to be in right now?

[full_commando]

Why, need tips?

[elphabahummel]

On how to be a slut? No thank you.

[full_commando]

Fuck you, Hummel. I'm not.

[elphabahummel]

Really? How many mom's have you slept with this month?

[full_commando]

Two, and they had to beg me for it.

[elphabahummel]

Sure they weren't begging you to stop?

What is it with you and middle-aged women anyway, dude? Ran out of high-school girls?

[full_commando]

They never wanna stop.

Dude, could you shut up about the women? D'you suddenly have a fetish or some kinky shit like that?

[elphabahummel]

Just trying to speak your language, do you have other interests?

[full_commando]

I dunno, football and like... working out? Guitar hero

[elphabahummel]

Mmmn. Interesting.

[full_commando]

Not to you, I'd expect. You're a manicure/pedicure kinda guy, aren't you.

[elphabahummel]

Actually dude, I like working on cars.