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I love B because we have conversations like this (discussing us doing two things in parallel):
Him: "It's like killing two birds with one stone, but not like that."
Me: "Because there are no birds."
Him: "And no stones."
Me: "And no killing."
Him: "No actually having one thing do two things at the same time."
Me: "Actually, it's like having two things do two things at the same time."
Him (laughs): "Yes."
See, I find that funny.
Him: "It's like killing two birds with one stone, but not like that."
Me: "Because there are no birds."
Him: "And no stones."
Me: "And no killing."
Him: "No actually having one thing do two things at the same time."
Me: "Actually, it's like having two things do two things at the same time."
Him (laughs): "Yes."
See, I find that funny.