People Who Have Officially Made My Day
I would just like to pay tribute to a few people who have made this week FUCKING hilarious for me.
First, Ally who has the amazing ability to ruin someone's life over the internet who she doesn't even know. Get this.
(This is a dramatization)
Random Myspace Dude (RMD) - Hey check out my picz they is hella hot and need comments. OMG OMG OMG
Ally - .... No one fucking cares, get a life.
RMD - OMG, why are you so mean, this is the first good day of the last like 5 years. Don't judge me, why are you such a bitch. /whine
Ally - Technically since it's midnight I'm ruining the day after.
RMD - .... Why are you such a bitch? OMG
Ally - You seriously need to get a life. Jesus.
RMD - I cut myself and I've had a terrible life for the past five years so don't judge me bitch.
Ally - Boo-fuckin'-hoo.
Ah, LOVE.
Second to Arina, who has filled my heart with pure unadulterated LAUGHTER. It was like getting drunk off of unicorn smiles and leprachaun hugs. SERIOUSLY.
To Ally, I bestow the title of - Lady Ally of Internet Bitchiness
And Arina you are now Mistress of T3H AWESOME 1st FUCKING Class.
LOVE
First, Ally who has the amazing ability to ruin someone's life over the internet who she doesn't even know. Get this.
(This is a dramatization)
Random Myspace Dude (RMD) - Hey check out my picz they is hella hot and need comments. OMG OMG OMG
Ally - .... No one fucking cares, get a life.
RMD - OMG, why are you so mean, this is the first good day of the last like 5 years. Don't judge me, why are you such a bitch. /whine
Ally - Technically since it's midnight I'm ruining the day after.
RMD - .... Why are you such a bitch? OMG
Ally - You seriously need to get a life. Jesus.
RMD - I cut myself and I've had a terrible life for the past five years so don't judge me bitch.
Ally - Boo-fuckin'-hoo.
Ah, LOVE.
Second to Arina, who has filled my heart with pure unadulterated LAUGHTER. It was like getting drunk off of unicorn smiles and leprachaun hugs. SERIOUSLY.
To Ally, I bestow the title of - Lady Ally of Internet Bitchiness
And Arina you are now Mistress of T3H AWESOME 1st FUCKING Class.
LOVE