Jul 14, 2006 00:24
Things I learned at Stagedoor, Part I
+From everyone, most of all Becca: Pants are unnecessary
-(sub-thing): leggings and/or tights can be worn with a shirt and thus are acceptable forms of "bottoms." Some people disagree with this.
+From Barb: Don't walk into a burning building, even if it is the emergency fire location.
+From Lucas: If you cheat and get away with it, you go to Harvard. If you're an honest person and you have a beer, you fail at life and get expelled from private school.
+From Korbyn: Black people don't get head lice.
+From Brooke: If you soak a tennis ball in gasoline and then dip your hand in, you can pick up the tennis ball and light it on fire and throw it without burning your hand.
+From Matt: Hyraulics is not spelled "h-y-d-r-o-l-i-c-s," as much as Jacob wants it to be.
+From Jeffles: When in doubt, go with a penis joke.
Hopefully as I think of more I'll add them.
I changed my layout. The other one was a little chaotic. I'm not attached to this one yet, though.