Ah, Betty...it's been a long time...
Why to wondered,
(The wise man flunderd)
If beauty is easy to tack?
Because if you blundered
(the lumber-jack lumbered)
You might have yer own face ta smack!
But the cheese, if you please,
Sets the whole world at ease!
(Says the mouse with the head of a frog)
But bacon is shakin
And potatoes are flakin’
(Howled the cat as it lept o’er the bog)
But if shepherds are madmen
(yelps the Champion of Cadmen)
Then won’t fishes be easier
To snatch?
Of course it’s a him!
(speaks the hog with a grin)
And with honey they’re greater
To catch!
Larger then lazarus
Bigger then bigness,
The impudment woodchuck,
Steals the judge’s own wig-ness!
Dumber then Dopey,
Dimmer then dimness,
The Cheeznits march on
In a line of their TRIMNESS!
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BWHAHAHA!!! I am the Emperor! Do you hear me?!? The Emperor! I will now select any woman who DARES look into my eyes as my EMPRESS!!!
::gets slapped by Deanne::
OW!!! DANGIT!!! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!
Anyway.
Heh. I'm back, losers. Aren't you glad? I decided that, yes, your lives really WERE that boring without ME to spice them up a little. SO GET READING, BECAUSE I'M ON A ROLL, BY GOD!!!
(The wise man flunderd)
If beauty is easy to tack?
Because if you blundered
(the lumber-jack lumbered)
You might have yer own face ta smack!
But the cheese, if you please,
Sets the whole world at ease!
(Says the mouse with the head of a frog)
But bacon is shakin
And potatoes are flakin’
(Howled the cat as it lept o’er the bog)
But if shepherds are madmen
(yelps the Champion of Cadmen)
Then won’t fishes be easier
To snatch?
Of course it’s a him!
(speaks the hog with a grin)
And with honey they’re greater
To catch!
Larger then lazarus
Bigger then bigness,
The impudment woodchuck,
Steals the judge’s own wig-ness!
Dumber then Dopey,
Dimmer then dimness,
The Cheeznits march on
In a line of their TRIMNESS!
******************************************************
BWHAHAHA!!! I am the Emperor! Do you hear me?!? The Emperor! I will now select any woman who DARES look into my eyes as my EMPRESS!!!
::gets slapped by Deanne::
OW!!! DANGIT!!! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!
Anyway.
Heh. I'm back, losers. Aren't you glad? I decided that, yes, your lives really WERE that boring without ME to spice them up a little. SO GET READING, BECAUSE I'M ON A ROLL, BY GOD!!!