It's not prostitution, it's a time-share vagina.
Oh boy. Guess whos back in the house? Grandma, again. Fucking hell. My great aunt has a tiny little stroke, and now grandma is back again for who knows how long. Another weekend? I get worn out just thinking about it. How many more times can I hear "whorehouse"? Four more days of listening to her talk about Mammie, the WTC, the Pope, whorehouses, the Titanic, and how much of an asshole/perfect gentleman my great uncle is. In 10 minutes she'll go from "All he does is sit at that dinner table with his knife and fork ready to eat!" to "He is always so considerate of his wife."
Its such a frustrating ordeal to listen to that I literaly get pains in my extremities just thinking about having to endure another story right now. Maybe in a week or two I'd be fine.
At least I have all this email. From people I don't know. Usually I receive very, very little email. Occaisonally someone I know will send me a link to something. Or someone in the Yahoo group will ask "wat teh fuck is wrong with u? why did u use d20?", or post a web cam shot of some girl's blurry, pixelated ass with the caption "You guys can use this :)". However, with the past year I seem to get a staggering amount of mail from people I don't know.
First it was the people with the shitty Elfwood fan-art galleries where someone posted nurturing, constructive comments such as "U FUKIN' SUCK!!!" with my address attached. Then it was the teenage girl that wouldn;t accept the fact I wasn't her friend Mikey. After a month of playing aong with after telling her about three times I wasn't him, she finally figured it out over AIM. Then she tried to hook me up with her fat older sister.
This week alone I have gotten email from a 17 year-old girl from Kentucky, some kid who was grounded and couldn't come with his friend to my "comp" and who goes by the name of Dante_Demonlord, and a moderatly attractive woman from the Dallas area who sent me two pictures of herself via camera phone.
To all the other gothdragon@whateverthefuck.com.net.org.biz.edu, make sure other people know your exact address. The next person to accidentally send me another email are going to be in for a fantastic story of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! In fact, I think I'm going to get started on this right now...
Its such a frustrating ordeal to listen to that I literaly get pains in my extremities just thinking about having to endure another story right now. Maybe in a week or two I'd be fine.
At least I have all this email. From people I don't know. Usually I receive very, very little email. Occaisonally someone I know will send me a link to something. Or someone in the Yahoo group will ask "wat teh fuck is wrong with u? why did u use d20?", or post a web cam shot of some girl's blurry, pixelated ass with the caption "You guys can use this :)". However, with the past year I seem to get a staggering amount of mail from people I don't know.
First it was the people with the shitty Elfwood fan-art galleries where someone posted nurturing, constructive comments such as "U FUKIN' SUCK!!!" with my address attached. Then it was the teenage girl that wouldn;t accept the fact I wasn't her friend Mikey. After a month of playing aong with after telling her about three times I wasn't him, she finally figured it out over AIM. Then she tried to hook me up with her fat older sister.
This week alone I have gotten email from a 17 year-old girl from Kentucky, some kid who was grounded and couldn't come with his friend to my "comp" and who goes by the name of Dante_Demonlord, and a moderatly attractive woman from the Dallas area who sent me two pictures of herself via camera phone.
To all the other gothdragon@whateverthefuck.com.net.org.biz.edu, make sure other people know your exact address. The next person to accidentally send me another email are going to be in for a fantastic story of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! In fact, I think I'm going to get started on this right now...