Free-balling

Aug 25, 2006 22:19

Today I wore my favorite jeans without underwear because I forgot to pack them. Men call this activity free-balling. Men often have descriptive names for many of the activities they do. It seems like women don't really do this. Men have all kinds of names for masturbation; women, not so much.

I tried to create descriptive yet creative language for female masturbation. I shared these with Alanna, she wasn't really impressed with any of them.

I came up with the following:

Spinning the wheel of fortune

That's the only one I can remember. I came up with so many, but that is the only one that sticks. Seems as though I'll have to update this post another time.

Anyway, the point is, I don't like using imprecise language merely because it is convenient. I find cliches incredibly annoying and have made a vow to be more proactive about creating language applicable to my life and experience.

Today, I wasn't free-balling it because I have no balls. But, I can't think of an appropriate term, but I will be thinking about it...

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