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Oct 27, 2005 12:37

so ya nothing new here
snowball is busy...
i gota study for pre-cal
nothing much to do round here right now
gona hit the gym up when i get outa work,

but im bored now ,so ill share 2 funny stories kinda?

my mom called me 3-4 days ago and told me that, my brother got sprayed by a skunk(however keep in mind my mom also calls the dog"lucky" our brother too)
so she continues to tell me how horrible it was, the smell ect
and how when she let my brother in the house he was hurting cuase he got sprayed in right in his mouth and eyes..
(so i this point im thinking what the hell was sergio(my bro)doing sticking his head up the skunks butt, did he think it was a cat?)
so then my mom said she didnt know what to do, so she called the vet; thats when it clicked it was lucky, not sergio haha, but still sucks cause he was throwing up and they hada wash his eyes out(he had skunk breath for a long time)

so ya then last night..
my room-mate comes back shit-faced, opens the door, and proceeds to shut the door, but the door handle comes off(this is a persistant problem that we havent found a solution for)
so he gets frustrated and throws the door handle across the room in the dark,(not the door has no handle(which u NEED to get outa the room)

so 9 o'clock in the morning rolls around and my room-mate has to take a huge piss really bad
so he goes to the door and theres no handle, shit...
haha that fucker couldnt get outa the room to pee, and the only thing around was a small bottle(which would overflow)

so ya 10 min later he found jt and was able to take a piss hahaha
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