Why Yes, God Does Make Nice Scones...Too Bad About His Jam Though
Before you ask, yes i was dead, and no, i do not wish to talk about it.
On the up side i went to the gift shop in heaven and i brought back a gift for berry, a life. Use it well my friend. I was going to get you the "think therefore i am" package...but i think giving you both a life AND a reason of existance could be overdoing it. Maybe for mothers day?
Between christmas, new years and moving of house i havent had the time of day to update. Thats a lie actualy. I'd like to apologise. Sometimes i have a convulsion to lie. Im sorry, thats a lie as well, its just something i do. But i digress, i haven't had an internet connection. Today marks my glorious return to net-hood on ADSL. Although if the connection service is on par with the tech support i have low expectations. Just trying to get my connection details was a pain. First of all i needed my username. I rang them up like the box said, only to have the privacy policy shoved in my face. So i had to ring dad to call through and get it. Then the username they gave me was wrong. I rang them up again and explained what happened, the privacy policy did a little jig infront of me then. Dad rang them back. Do dee do dee do i put all that crap in, still didnt work. Rang tech support AGAIN. This time they held the policy infront of my eyes then punched me through it. ACK! So i hang up on the guy and eventualy worked it all out on my own. Bloody policy.
Rach is real smart, go and congratulate her. But i would like to point out that our year was much harder, and my 70.65 is actualy worth her 99.75 by comparison. So nyah :P
Christmas was fair, got some stuff for my car (namely a CD player, toodleoo car-set deck) but the real 'fun' was on the trip to bendigo. Between people arguing over the practicality of presents recieved, my cousin being proposed to the night before and just the general 'hicks-ville-ness' of an entire half of my family, turned it into something that bruce would call "speeeeecial".
New years was so dissapointing. Id at least like to have to choose between 2 parties at least. Dont get me wrong, the party i went to was sweet, its just one likes to believe that he's popular enough to have a few offers on the table. Someone is to blame for this glaring oversight, and heads will roll. We did possibly one of the stupidist things you can do on new years: we convinced our designated driver to start drinking. Was good at the time, untill we wanted to leave lol Sat on the grass for about an hour waiting for a taxi
The whole 'moving' thing has gone about as smoothly as possible. Most of the crap has been shifted already, the pad is set up, the internet is connected and the pool table is to be delivered on monday. After that its just the missile turrets, flame trowers and radar dish to go in.
Smolly has left for canada. That makes 4 people i know now in canada, is there something going on there? It's only canada ya okay okie dokie den uhuh. But there is a definate void in my social life now. So im proud to announce that the possition of Scolly is now open for try outs. We (damo, nick j and myself) need someone to organise stuff and keep us amoused for 6 months. Any takers? Please, theres only so many times that you can play the fishing mini game in zelda before you start feeling sorry for the poor fish and consider feeding them fairies.
But yes, incase anyone was curious, the new address of the base is:
22 killarney ridge
greensborough vic
3088
You know, just incase you want to send a muffin basket or a hamper or small tibetan monk.
Until later,
so long, fair well, leaving's such a pain
id love to stay, and sip my first .... OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god...*curls up into fetal position* cant believe i was singing that...cant believe..cant...so cold..
On the up side i went to the gift shop in heaven and i brought back a gift for berry, a life. Use it well my friend. I was going to get you the "think therefore i am" package...but i think giving you both a life AND a reason of existance could be overdoing it. Maybe for mothers day?
Between christmas, new years and moving of house i havent had the time of day to update. Thats a lie actualy. I'd like to apologise. Sometimes i have a convulsion to lie. Im sorry, thats a lie as well, its just something i do. But i digress, i haven't had an internet connection. Today marks my glorious return to net-hood on ADSL. Although if the connection service is on par with the tech support i have low expectations. Just trying to get my connection details was a pain. First of all i needed my username. I rang them up like the box said, only to have the privacy policy shoved in my face. So i had to ring dad to call through and get it. Then the username they gave me was wrong. I rang them up again and explained what happened, the privacy policy did a little jig infront of me then. Dad rang them back. Do dee do dee do i put all that crap in, still didnt work. Rang tech support AGAIN. This time they held the policy infront of my eyes then punched me through it. ACK! So i hang up on the guy and eventualy worked it all out on my own. Bloody policy.
Rach is real smart, go and congratulate her. But i would like to point out that our year was much harder, and my 70.65 is actualy worth her 99.75 by comparison. So nyah :P
Christmas was fair, got some stuff for my car (namely a CD player, toodleoo car-set deck) but the real 'fun' was on the trip to bendigo. Between people arguing over the practicality of presents recieved, my cousin being proposed to the night before and just the general 'hicks-ville-ness' of an entire half of my family, turned it into something that bruce would call "speeeeecial".
New years was so dissapointing. Id at least like to have to choose between 2 parties at least. Dont get me wrong, the party i went to was sweet, its just one likes to believe that he's popular enough to have a few offers on the table. Someone is to blame for this glaring oversight, and heads will roll. We did possibly one of the stupidist things you can do on new years: we convinced our designated driver to start drinking. Was good at the time, untill we wanted to leave lol Sat on the grass for about an hour waiting for a taxi
The whole 'moving' thing has gone about as smoothly as possible. Most of the crap has been shifted already, the pad is set up, the internet is connected and the pool table is to be delivered on monday. After that its just the missile turrets, flame trowers and radar dish to go in.
Smolly has left for canada. That makes 4 people i know now in canada, is there something going on there? It's only canada ya okay okie dokie den uhuh. But there is a definate void in my social life now. So im proud to announce that the possition of Scolly is now open for try outs. We (damo, nick j and myself) need someone to organise stuff and keep us amoused for 6 months. Any takers? Please, theres only so many times that you can play the fishing mini game in zelda before you start feeling sorry for the poor fish and consider feeding them fairies.
But yes, incase anyone was curious, the new address of the base is:
22 killarney ridge
greensborough vic
3088
You know, just incase you want to send a muffin basket or a hamper or small tibetan monk.
Until later,
so long, fair well, leaving's such a pain
id love to stay, and sip my first .... OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god...*curls up into fetal position* cant believe i was singing that...cant believe..cant...so cold..