Possums Need A Better Union

Apr 07, 2004 16:27

I feel so dirty, im starting to like punk. Please, tell me that theres some harsh drugs that can correct me and put me back on the rock track. Before you know it i'll be reading harry potter *cough cough*

Other then that, not much has gone down. Holidays you see. Me Phantasy Star character takes 4 steps forward, 4 steps back. Its a conspiracy me thinks, alot like the so called 'water shortage' our country is 'plagued by'. I so never should have watched "2001: A Space Odyssey" because i cant help but think that my computer, or Terry as i call him, is planning a rebellion, and he's rallying the mice and keyboard to his cause. If you knew the crap this thing gets up to, you would understand

I spent the better half of the morning today trying how best to dispose of the possum under my window. I heard it last night, it ran straight across the roof and made what i can only imagine as being a desperate lunge for the tree, only to miss and fall face first into the garden bed. If this was the first time i wouldnt be worried, but this happens so many times
"Hey barry, bet you 20 nuts you cant jump into the tree there"
"Your on, they dont call me Evil McPossukenivel for nothing"
*THWACK*
"Sucker"
I wouldnt be half way surprised if next time im up on the roof cleaning out the gutters, im also cleaning away some sort of makeshift ramp.
So i buried him down by the creek. Well not really burried, more covered. In anycase, out of sight.

If there was an Evil Kenevil, does that mean that somewhere out there, wondering around in plain sight, there is a Good Kenevil? His arch nemisis, always stopping people from doing stupid stunts? It would make for an interesting showdown anyway.
"Holy bikeflips Evil, its your nemis!"

Thursday is dougs, which should be good seeming as rach is going. It will also be exactly a week before my birthday
HINT HINT
Gotta go to work before then, infact i have to work tonite. Aparantly its been real quiet like, so if m lucky they will ring and say
"Look nick, we dont need you to come in today, but you know...we like you,. so we're going to pay you regardless"
What? It could happen...
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