Maybe I'll Do That Process Nick, Maybe I Wont

Mar 15, 2004 21:18

Not many of you may know this, but i am leading a crusade of sorts against the ants in/around my house. I have been toiling away for months, destroying outpost after outpost of their evil empire, laying traps for them, ambushing them and calling them nastey names and insulting their 'queen', but today i believe i found their secret lair. However the ants have struck back. I fear that they knew too much of plans for total hive domination, and lead a terrorist attack on my sandwich of all things. I left it alone for one minute out side, and when i return it was infested with the little bastards. They shall pay for this crime, horrible horrible vengance shall rain down on them like rain falling on a drowing man. Mark my words.

In other news i failed my Hardware test today. Shit. Gotta sit it again, OBVIOUSLY *rolls eyes*. Smolly came back round here after, then i went to work. Oh yeah, richard in our class is a dead ringer for keanu reeves, i shit you not. Freakish really.

Also, according to carl, we are nigh-hugh from AI being born. Thats all well and good, but i dont want my computer screaming in agony each time i delete a file because its suddenly become sentient. "I cant let you re-write my autoexec.bat nick". It'll then stab me in the hand and drown me in a fountain of blood. Dont get that last bit? It's ok, its an 'in' joke.

Work was interesting, someone signed the wrong name when paying via credit. "You realise that this signiture is completely different to that one?". He got it right the second time. I think maybe that was a time that i should have alerted someone, but i couldn't be bothered. Oh well.
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