Some Call Me Lazy. Me? I Call Myself A Prophet Of My Times
So i was kicking back in class today, and was talking to this guy about his Gameboy DS. Spiffy little thing with two screens and such, and it has bluetooth. And i thought "you know, just about everything has bluetooth nowadays". For those of you out of the loop, bluetooth is a standard for wireless connectivity. So i have been developing a new device with this bluetooth craze in mind. Between you and me....and the thousands of people on line (4 of which read this), i think it's going to be huge!
See i was printing off a series of worksheets and putting a paperclip on them when i thought, gosh it would be great to be able to do this from the other side of the library. So i developed 'Wireless Paperclips'. No longer do you need to sit down with the bulky paper in one hand and the cumbersome paperclip in the other. No more will you waste money in bending paperclips. Now you can sit at home, with a beer in hand, and paperclip all your papers at work. Stuck inside paperclipping the bosses latest report? Fear not for now you can go outside and remotely paperclip! You just take the bluetooth-enabled clip outside with you, and make a clipping motion with it, and viola, the wireless connection is established and your papers are held firmly in place!!
But why stop there i thought! So i developed the wireless stapler and hole-punch! Yes, now all your mundane paper work can be done outside the office! The only slight problem was that in a few cases with the hole-punch, there was interference with the signal transmission and jason received a few new 'piercings'....
See i was printing off a series of worksheets and putting a paperclip on them when i thought, gosh it would be great to be able to do this from the other side of the library. So i developed 'Wireless Paperclips'. No longer do you need to sit down with the bulky paper in one hand and the cumbersome paperclip in the other. No more will you waste money in bending paperclips. Now you can sit at home, with a beer in hand, and paperclip all your papers at work. Stuck inside paperclipping the bosses latest report? Fear not for now you can go outside and remotely paperclip! You just take the bluetooth-enabled clip outside with you, and make a clipping motion with it, and viola, the wireless connection is established and your papers are held firmly in place!!
But why stop there i thought! So i developed the wireless stapler and hole-punch! Yes, now all your mundane paper work can be done outside the office! The only slight problem was that in a few cases with the hole-punch, there was interference with the signal transmission and jason received a few new 'piercings'....