Allow Me To Get A Different Coloured Pen

Feb 10, 2005 22:02

So the first week of TAFE is safely out of the way, only 7 or 8 more of them to go. Dave-o you're not missing a whole lot, in fact you wont be missing anything seeming as you are doing the exact same thing over there. But do tell me, are all of your teachers so opposed to Microsoft as mine? Every class i think is going to have as an assesable criterion the evilness of Microsoft, in alphabetical order. The hatred runs so deep im a little scared for their sanity. Come on lads, just its just a program Windows. Although i have been wondering what the "Resurrect The Dark Lord" button is for under "Accessories" in the start menu.

If you're feeling rather frisky in my tafe, i have devised a list of things to do/say in order to have some fun/danger:

* Walk up to random people and tell them that Windows XP is bar far the best OS around

* Post signs promoting a fund raising for Bill Gates. He's being cruelly run out of business you know

* Conduct a fund raising event for Bill Gates, with not one, but two clowns present

* Talk about *your* girlfriend

* Stage an "Acne Awareness Day", "Free and Clear"

* Secretly steal everyones asthma pumps, them spray dust around the room

* Deliberately present all presentations out of focus so as to fool 90% of the students into thinking their glasses are getting old

* Inform students that there is a pornography crack down going on. Then watch the pandemonium erupt

I dunno, i had alot of free time in classes today *shrugs*

Just why was Sir Mix-a-lot knighted anyway?
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