Elmo needs a new couch.
The one he is sitting on is old and crappy, and is falling apart as we speak.
*Pause*
Galadhon, go get me a new couch. Make sure it has a cupholder, too. Make it a La-Z-Boy while you're at it.
That is, after you clean up your Eru-forsaken mess, you lazy fucker. And I want no more dead-person smell. It's making me fucking nauseous. I can't even enter the fucking living room any more.
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*Pause*
Galadhon, go get me a new couch. Make sure it has a cupholder, too. Make it a La-Z-Boy while you're at it.
That is, after you clean up your Eru-forsaken mess, you lazy fucker. And I want no more dead-person smell. It's making me fucking nauseous. I can't even enter the fucking living room any more.
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