what would you say?

[elmo_hates_me]

well i almost died today

i was walking home from stop and shop today and this car is coming down the street and bumps up onto the sidewalk and stopped about 5 feet in front of me! i was like ::jumps backwards and yells:: the dude didnt even ask if i was ok, he just backed up and started back down the street. the dude must have been totally drunk. oh well i got home unsathed and am watching the simpsons so i win

what would everyone have said if i died!?