Jul 29, 2005 05:17
I read on the website that you could program your sub-consious mind to solve problems for you when you sleep. You get the solution as a dream, I tried this and it didn't solve my problem. It did provide an amusing dream however. Anyway, enough with the explaination, on to the dream.
I had just woken up and was getting ready for school. I was really late and wanted to get moving. When I went outside, one of my friends was waiting for me. Hes one of my best friends from Ironwood and his name is Nik. Anyway, the sky was really fucked up. All the moons phases were covering the sky in a patern. The full moon was in the middle and each phase radiated out from it until it reached the new moon stage. It then started from the new moon phase and went to full moon. Its hard to explain. This patern covered the sky and I told my friend to wait while I go get a camera. So I go inside and try to find a damn camera. My brother comes in, almost in tears and says the sky is all weird. I'm like, I know, I'm getting a camera. I finaly get up my search and go back outside. I say to my brother maybe its the Apocalypse and then I go into a weird rant on when the Apocalypse is supposed to occur. Then my eye docter comes with a truck, coming to pick us up. This in it self was totally weird. (I have been wanting new glasses for a while now, just for a little info about why he was there probably.) So I get in the truck and it suddenly changes into a game selection screen with different helicopters to chose from. So I chose one and the dream continues. I don't remember what happens exactly so I'll just skip ahead a bit. We are still in the helicopter but are traveling down a river a lava, floating in the lava actually. There are a bunch of other people floating down in various other vechiles and a few boats. We float for awhile until I see a university with boys playing in a fountain. One is standing on a rock and the others are screaming at him because the lava is comeing. He jumps and gets on the bridge that spaned the foundtain and the lava swirled around the bridge before creeping up onto it. I lost sight of them for a second and then they came back, starting to melt into the lava that now covered the bridge. A few burst into flames and started screaming their heads off. Then a few people came running out of the building, yelling and screaming. Another river came from the building, this time composed of liquid nitrogen. Some of the people froze and were stuck in mid scream. Then the lava rushed over them. "Lean!" I yell as the now gaseous nitrogen is comeing at us and I didn't want us to flip. Everyone leans and just the glass breaks. I have to skip ahead again as I don't remember what happened next.
So, now we're on an island. I've been there before, in another dream at least. We are traveling on the weird track, trying to find some thing. I have been there before, so I was leading. I had been there with some thing. (It was the big thing in the movie with the cat bus, Adrian knows what I'm talking about. The thing that rides that top thingy.) So I'm bringing everyone across the track and climb across a jury rigged part that has some animal's back bone as a part of the track. We climb over that and get to a bridge. Some how my mom was there with me and we started crossing it. The bridge didn't touch the place it was supposed to and was a bit below the other side. There were skelton arms there, from a horse. (My mom loves horses.) I'm like, "Hey, mom, its a horse!" That was funny for me. So we grab onto its legs to get onto the ledge. We suddenly get pulled up and our wrists get locked in by ropes. (It was a booby trap.) So, now my dad comes in and starts to try and cut the rope. I yell at him to stop and point at the ropes that hold up the bridge. If the ropes are cut, then the people that are locked in get pulled over a cliff and die. Whos ever on the bridge falls to their death. So he presses two switchs and we are released. "Jack Sparrow almost killed me doing that last time!" I tell my dad, I guess thats what happened.
Then there is a flashback to a previous dream. Its Jack Sparrow being dangled over a large cliff that leads to the ocean in a straight drop. Whats his name, (The other dude that stole Jack's ship) is there, holding the rope that has Jack on the end. "How about you go for a swim?" he asks Jack. "I can't swim." is Jack's answer. "Then go for a nice float!" The other guy says. "I can't float either!" Jack yells, using that strange accent.
I don't really know what happens but, then Tarzan comes in! He jumps into the water and saves two people, swimming with them underwater and trying to get away from alligators. Anyway, that happens and it switches to a fat man walking through a ship. I guess Tarzan was trying to get back at someone. The fat man comes up to a man, kneeling over some kinda grate. "Tarzan, why do you want to do this. No one wants to be me." the fat man tells Tarzan. (No fucking idea why this was said, so don't ask) Tarzan stands and blows on this thumb, making his muscles come back. The fat man grabs him by his shoulders and says, in a ominius voice, "Tarzan, you last name is..." a pause. "Einstein."
Then my dad woke me up... I have no idea what happens next.