GENTLEMEN!!!

Jul 02, 2009 04:23

Oh yeah... this was one other bit:

"Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal , the top commander in Afghanistan , will issue the directive as part of an effort to cut down on civilian casualties, which have enraged the Afghan government and residents. Instead of calling in air support or firing into civilian homes where Taliban fighters have sought refuge, commanders will be instructed to reach out to tribal elders or undertake other efforts to dislodge the fighters."

WELCOME TO VIETNAM VOLUME II.

Yes, hyperbole, but for all the hysteria of old comparing Iraq operations to Vietnam, they're certainly doing nothing to avoid turning Afghanistan into something that actually does resemble the problems of the Vietnam conflict (wherein Iraq never did).

As a method to dislodge aggressors from civilian residences, I suggest that they draw a large X on the desert floor, place a saucer of roadrunner food at the middle, and suspend an anvil directly over the foods. Surely, this cannot fail to dislodge someone with intent to kill from a place of safety into a realm where they may be counter-killed freely. Oh yeah, and then you can drop the anvil on the guy while he's eating the foods! It's such a good plan!

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These days, I like using the word "juice". Please do not be concerned or offended if this happens unexpectedly. I'm not sure all of the reasons, but I do think that The Vader Sessions play a small part (as they play a very large part with me saying "baseball" inappropriately).
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