she never drinks...
elmario : are you gonna be able to make it tthe party?
MyFriend: No
I'll be in Vegas for work
elmario: oh that's too bad
elmario : you will be missed.
MyFriend: I know, I'm sorry
MyFriend: I'll drink heavily for you
elmario : what? no way
MyFriend: in your honor that is
MyFriend: Dude, I'm gettin trashed
elmario : haha, who is this before me?
MyFriend: lol
MyFriend: this is THE myfriend
elmario : hahaha
MyFriend: who just needs a little debauchery in her life she's decided
elmario : i like the sound of that.
MyFriend: So do I
elmario : so, does getting smashed still mean like 2 or (gasp) 3 amaretto sours?
MyFriend: lol, sadly yes. But I plan on drinking far past that point
elmario : oh wow.elmario: well if there was ever a more noble reason to miss my 30th birthday party than your plans to run drunken amock in the city of sin, i am at a loss to think of it.
MyFriend: lol
MyFriend: I promise you shall be proud of me
elmario: ah shucks, the fact that you are willing to get drunk enough to make me proud makes me proud.
MyFriend: : hahahaha
elmario : it warms my heart.
elmario : like bourbon does.