wooohooo College SUCKS DONKEY DICK

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I hate college everyone here hates me im a big loser...........Just kidding. This is Joshua Needle reporting live from abby's dorm room, Its pretty nice although she has stuffed animals all over her bed as though she is a five year old. We had a pretty good night. Zach, Lyell and I suprised her and she peed her pants. Then we went to a Fiesta and danced , it was fun, then we walked around and met people and saw a few kids we know. IN closing Muhlenberg sucks donkey dick. Just kidding. We just got written up by the R.A. who doesnt realize that we dont go here, what a fuck face! See you fuckers in jail....
p.s. Hi Mom