Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I gave
akin a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I helped
l_stephens hide a body (-173 points). In April I pulled over and changed
bumblepudding's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-908 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ellydragon