a few important letters...
Dear Germs,
I would have gladly fought this flu bug thing, if only you could have waited until next thursday. You should have recieved this memo via my white blood cells who were supposed to deliever that message. They are supposed to have my schedule and the most appropriate times to hit me with being sick. Next time, please abide by my request. Thank you and goodbye!
Sincerely,
Natalie's body
Dear Dr. OT 227 Professor,
If you would like us to all write so professionally, please then, teach us how. Do not tell us that our freshman seminars and english 100 courses were supposed to teach us because they either didn't, or they did and your being too hardcore. Also, how about grading off of effort every once in awhile. Having one of my classmates send you 4 drafts of just 1 of our papers and having her grade not improve at all seems a little ridiculous to me. That makes me want to procrastinate even more which I can't because this project is our entire grade. So back off. This is a 2 credit course, one that I recall you telling us you wanted to keep to a 2 credit work load. Well, you haven't succeeded in doing so. Please start being nicer and a little more reasonable about all this. Thank you.
Sincerely,
One of 43 extremely frustrated sophomore OT students at Elizabethtown
Dear April,
Could you please slow down just a little bit. I have no idea what I did all month and would like to stop and re-evaluate my time. This is very important seeing as the semester is ending soon. I only have roughly 3 weeks to get all my work done, spend a little time with some people I wont get to see for a fairly long amount of time, and bring my anatomy grade up to passing...among other things. Please consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thanks.
Sincerely,
A busy college kid
And last but not least...
Dear Weather,
I love you. Thanks for making the days a little brighter. Too bad my germs didn't get the memo and I can't come out and play. As soon as I'm healthy again you'll probably be gone and that is sad. So please dont be a stranger. Thanks.
Love Always,
Natalie
PS- Can you also keep the bees away though too, cause that would be awesome.
I would have gladly fought this flu bug thing, if only you could have waited until next thursday. You should have recieved this memo via my white blood cells who were supposed to deliever that message. They are supposed to have my schedule and the most appropriate times to hit me with being sick. Next time, please abide by my request. Thank you and goodbye!
Sincerely,
Natalie's body
Dear Dr. OT 227 Professor,
If you would like us to all write so professionally, please then, teach us how. Do not tell us that our freshman seminars and english 100 courses were supposed to teach us because they either didn't, or they did and your being too hardcore. Also, how about grading off of effort every once in awhile. Having one of my classmates send you 4 drafts of just 1 of our papers and having her grade not improve at all seems a little ridiculous to me. That makes me want to procrastinate even more which I can't because this project is our entire grade. So back off. This is a 2 credit course, one that I recall you telling us you wanted to keep to a 2 credit work load. Well, you haven't succeeded in doing so. Please start being nicer and a little more reasonable about all this. Thank you.
Sincerely,
One of 43 extremely frustrated sophomore OT students at Elizabethtown
Dear April,
Could you please slow down just a little bit. I have no idea what I did all month and would like to stop and re-evaluate my time. This is very important seeing as the semester is ending soon. I only have roughly 3 weeks to get all my work done, spend a little time with some people I wont get to see for a fairly long amount of time, and bring my anatomy grade up to passing...among other things. Please consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thanks.
Sincerely,
A busy college kid
And last but not least...
Dear Weather,
I love you. Thanks for making the days a little brighter. Too bad my germs didn't get the memo and I can't come out and play. As soon as I'm healthy again you'll probably be gone and that is sad. So please dont be a stranger. Thanks.
Love Always,
Natalie
PS- Can you also keep the bees away though too, cause that would be awesome.