completely unspoilery title about the X-Files movie

[ellixian]

1. Completely unspoilery preamble to the fact that I have watched the X-Files movie. A serious review follows - I actually do write reviews for films, though I'm about fifteen films behind on my total right now (urk, never going to catch up), but as you can tell from my backlog, I'm out of practice. This took me ages. But anyway, I wrote my '

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[sapphs]

Ok what happened at the end of the credits? I left in semi-disgust :P *is not a patient person*

[ellixian]

Awww. Someone who thought the movie was not awesome either, huh? :(

It's kind of stupid - very random credit rolls through random things, from oil-like substance, to cliffs, to tumbling seas, and then there's this whale swimming through the sea and suddenly you focus on a rowboat from a bird's eye view. After a while, though it's not hugely clear, it becomes obvious that Mulder is rowing the boat and Scully is in it lounging back and looking happy. They wave at the camera. THEY ARE ROCKING THE SWIMSUITS.

It is cheesy. CHEESY. But they are rocking the swimsuits... Sigh. I'm so EASY.

[so_vieh]

this whale swimming through the sea

Hu? I'm pretty sure it was the shadow of a helicopter! lol

[ellixian]

LOL OMG I TOTES FAIL. YOU'RE RIGHT. A HELICOPTER. NOW I NEED TO GO WATCH IT AGAIN, Y/Y?! JUST TO MAKE UP FOR MY FAILINESS.

[doctors_girl]

Now I've read this comment and OMG I can't believe I missed this! That must have been awesome, them is swimsuits, I would love to see it! :/