Letters to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped marigoldmind hide a body (-173 points). In October I helped razzle across the street (6 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday snarly_collie and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I bought porn for slartibartfast (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-206 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ellison
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I pulled cathryn's hair (-5 points). In September I gave prescilla_bean a kidney (1000 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (317 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
ellison