Dear social conservatives, particularly those residing in the state of Virginia:
Would you want me to have the legal and ethical right to tell you whom you can and can't marry? For example, shall I mandate that you can't marry that 20-year-old twinkie (of either gender) whom you think goes so well with your shiny new BMW, and with whom you clearly can't have any kind of real relationship (since I am clearly in a position to decide that for you)?
Didn't think so.
No love, Elliptic
Unrelated ETA:
OH, GOD, KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME.