GEKIDRABBLE: Life Choices
Because I'm still seriously riding the Geki high and my bigger fic isn't going anywhere.
Title: Life Choices
Fandom: Gekiranger
Pairings: Jan/Retsu, Gou/Rio
"Retsu, he was raised by tigers."
"Well, he's not trying to kill us."
"Raised by tigers."
"Trying to kill us."
It was not a new argument. The brothers Fukami had been having it pretty much every time Jan made an inappropriate grab at Retsu since the they'd been reunited. Gou knew he'd started it, but what was he supposed to do when he turned his back for five minutes (well, maybe a little longer than that), and his brother decided to become the wife of a three quarters wild monkey boy. He had a right as the oldest in the family to ensure that his brother made proper life choices. It was much easier to assert those proper choices before Retsu caught him sneaking home from RinJyuDen at three in the morning... but that was beside the point.
"Rio's not trying to kill anyone," Go said, pointing his chopsticks at Retsu for emphasis. "And the situation is completely different."
Retsu took an obstinate bite out of his onigiri. "You're right. It's completely different. Jan's not trying to kill us all."
"No, he's too busy picking his nose and chasing shiny things to do that."
"Could be worse. He could be trying to kill us all."
"Fur underpants, Retsu. Everybody knows about them."
"Oh, you're going to lecture me on fur, now, are you?"
"Shut up. My point is that I've been more than fair and given him all the chances I can, but you need to seriously consider the choices you're making here."
"Hm... you mean like choosing to date someone who is trying to--"
"PORK CUBE STEW!!!"
The west wall of the cafeteria exploded. The brothers barely managed to roll under the table in time to avoid the blast of Geki that hurtled past them to place a decent sized hole in the east wall as well.
"Retsu!" Jan called waving frantically and hefting the GekiBazooka over one shoulder. He leaped over the three feet of remaing wall, "I did it! Miki said it was too dangerous to try and Geki Waza Geki Geki Hou with just one person, but I did it! Unbreakable Body!"
"That's nice, Jan," Retsu growled, pulling bits of plaster rubble out of his hair as he rose to his feet, "but remember we talked about listening to Miki-san--"
"I'm gonna celebrate! Lets get meat buns!" Jan through the newly made shortcut to the front entrance, not looking behind to see if Retsu was following. Gou crossed his arms and looked at his brother expectantly, not particularly needing to say anything to emphasize his point.
Retsu took a deep breath, carefully straightened his uniform, and said. "Well he's not trying to kill us," before moving with as much dignity as possible out the hole in the wall.
Kids, Gou thought, wondering if he could snag a couple of meat buns to give to Rio later. Snacks usually got him into the door of RinJyuDen.
P.S: I finally got around to listening to Matsuda-sama's track on "Inherited System."
All I really have to say is *facepalm* Do we really need the last 10 seconds?
P.P.S. Washi and Daiki were compaitble...
Title: Life Choices
Fandom: Gekiranger
Pairings: Jan/Retsu, Gou/Rio
"Retsu, he was raised by tigers."
"Well, he's not trying to kill us."
"Raised by tigers."
"Trying to kill us."
It was not a new argument. The brothers Fukami had been having it pretty much every time Jan made an inappropriate grab at Retsu since the they'd been reunited. Gou knew he'd started it, but what was he supposed to do when he turned his back for five minutes (well, maybe a little longer than that), and his brother decided to become the wife of a three quarters wild monkey boy. He had a right as the oldest in the family to ensure that his brother made proper life choices. It was much easier to assert those proper choices before Retsu caught him sneaking home from RinJyuDen at three in the morning... but that was beside the point.
"Rio's not trying to kill anyone," Go said, pointing his chopsticks at Retsu for emphasis. "And the situation is completely different."
Retsu took an obstinate bite out of his onigiri. "You're right. It's completely different. Jan's not trying to kill us all."
"No, he's too busy picking his nose and chasing shiny things to do that."
"Could be worse. He could be trying to kill us all."
"Fur underpants, Retsu. Everybody knows about them."
"Oh, you're going to lecture me on fur, now, are you?"
"Shut up. My point is that I've been more than fair and given him all the chances I can, but you need to seriously consider the choices you're making here."
"Hm... you mean like choosing to date someone who is trying to--"
"PORK CUBE STEW!!!"
The west wall of the cafeteria exploded. The brothers barely managed to roll under the table in time to avoid the blast of Geki that hurtled past them to place a decent sized hole in the east wall as well.
"Retsu!" Jan called waving frantically and hefting the GekiBazooka over one shoulder. He leaped over the three feet of remaing wall, "I did it! Miki said it was too dangerous to try and Geki Waza Geki Geki Hou with just one person, but I did it! Unbreakable Body!"
"That's nice, Jan," Retsu growled, pulling bits of plaster rubble out of his hair as he rose to his feet, "but remember we talked about listening to Miki-san--"
"I'm gonna celebrate! Lets get meat buns!" Jan through the newly made shortcut to the front entrance, not looking behind to see if Retsu was following. Gou crossed his arms and looked at his brother expectantly, not particularly needing to say anything to emphasize his point.
Retsu took a deep breath, carefully straightened his uniform, and said. "Well he's not trying to kill us," before moving with as much dignity as possible out the hole in the wall.
Kids, Gou thought, wondering if he could snag a couple of meat buns to give to Rio later. Snacks usually got him into the door of RinJyuDen.
P.S: I finally got around to listening to Matsuda-sama's track on "Inherited System."
All I really have to say is *facepalm* Do we really need the last 10 seconds?
P.P.S. Washi and Daiki were compaitble...