I understand that elephant poo makes great organic fertilizer. The last time the circus was in town I actually thought about going there and getting a truckload. Only we don't own a truck, and Holly wasn't to keen on the idea of putting it in the car trunk.
But if being an "Organic Fertilizer Collector" isn't your cup-of-tea, here's 2 other dream careers to consider.
Employees at Google.com answering your queries. (And you thought it was done by computers, didn't you?)
... or
Screening Chinese schoolchildren for the Olympic Marksmanship team.