Random
- Sometimes life is just all to real.
- I have 3 days worth of work to finish between now and January 8th. Aarrgh! I'll never make it unless you people keep me entertained! (Post more!)
- From an email I received today from my daughter. Question: "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?" Answer: "A stick." *shrug*
- I'm beginning to think the cause of my high blood pressure lately is something very simple. Salt. I'm going to have to keep track of how much salt I have each day and see if it correlates to my high bp readings.
- Question: "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?" Answer: "Nacho cheese"
- If it is salt that causing my bp to be so high I'm in trouble. I've been trying not to add extra salt to my food, but sometimes food really needs it.
- I love salt. I can't live without it. Just call me Nancy.
Photo: Star-Trek alien creature (named "Nancy") from planet M-113. Requires salt to survive.
- Question: "How are a Texas tornado and a Georgia divorce the same?" Answer: "Somebody loses their trailer."