My 100 Favourite Fictional Females - Part Five
It’s been a while since I've had an opportunity to post more of my favourite fictional females. In honour of my own mother arriving shortly, I decided to put together the segment on my favourite fictional moms. Here they are: the loving, the awesome, and the delightfully deranged!
(From Left to Right)
Carol Wetherly - Testament
“Who did this, God damn you!”
Lucille Bluth - Arrested Development
“Narrator: Lucille was suffering from a hangover-related headache and sought her medication. That's when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion. But she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.”
Ruth Fisher - Six Feet Under
“You want me complain? Alright then, fuck this. Fuck you, fuck all of you with your sniveling self-pity. And fuck all your lousy parents. Fuck my lousy parents while we're at it. Fuck my selfish bohemian sister and her fucking bliss. Fuck my legless grandmother. Fuck my dead husband and my lousy children with their nasty little secrets. And fuck you Robbie for dragging me to this terrible place and not letting me have a Snickers bar! I'm going to get something to eat!”
Peg Boggs - Edward Scissorhands
“The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.”
Helen Buckman - Parenthood
“No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!”
Lynn Sear - Six Sense
“Look at my face; I would never think that about you. Ever! Got it?”
Sophia Petrillo - Golden Girls
“Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't go see Ishtar. Woof.”
(From Left to Right)
Carol Wetherly - Testament
“Who did this, God damn you!”
Lucille Bluth - Arrested Development
“Narrator: Lucille was suffering from a hangover-related headache and sought her medication. That's when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion. But she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.”
Ruth Fisher - Six Feet Under
“You want me complain? Alright then, fuck this. Fuck you, fuck all of you with your sniveling self-pity. And fuck all your lousy parents. Fuck my lousy parents while we're at it. Fuck my selfish bohemian sister and her fucking bliss. Fuck my legless grandmother. Fuck my dead husband and my lousy children with their nasty little secrets. And fuck you Robbie for dragging me to this terrible place and not letting me have a Snickers bar! I'm going to get something to eat!”
Peg Boggs - Edward Scissorhands
“The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.”
Helen Buckman - Parenthood
“No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!”
Lynn Sear - Six Sense
“Look at my face; I would never think that about you. Ever! Got it?”
Sophia Petrillo - Golden Girls
“Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't go see Ishtar. Woof.”