New York, Bums, Porn, East Coast Kids, Public Water Fountains
FINALLY im back...missed california sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much...ive learned many things on this trip...sort of a self discovery,if you will...hahaha jk...
Eh...figured out i really dislike humid heat...BUT i really like New York Subways...umm...I can sit on my ass for more than 9 hours...kids on the east coast are unusually hospitable...unlike the kids here who tend to ignore kids from other states or visitors or wutever....its true....hahaha...kids on the east coast are also not as dirty minded or bad mouthed as kids here either..."booty head" who calls anyone "booty head"...BUT...you know those east coast kids are big on porn...hahaha jk...[incident with 4 year old boy who turned on teh tv, saw part of a porn flick and then when his dad and my uncle tried to shut it off he cried none stop and all he said was that he wanted to see the lady...hahaha] my six year old cousin walks around calling everyone gaylords for heaven's sake...my other cousins also have a vast knowledge of gross sexual things...hmmm wut is wrong with west coast kids...HAHAHA...i tell you wut...nothing...we're normal?
NEVER DRINK FROM A WATER FOUNTAIN...please...unless you like to drink water that was just used to wipe someone's ass and genitals...we saw a bum do it...followed by two joggers drinking from the very same fountain...i felt for them...if only someone would have told him some bum was "showering" and doing "laundry" on the very fountain...oh well...hee hee hee...not my problem
I have also learned that i could care less about this country's patriotic landmarks [aka Capitol hill/statue of Liberty]...my grandmother is repeatedly searched for metal objest whenever within reach of a metal detector?...honestly...like she'll hide a gun or knife or anything of the like in her bra...HA HA HA
waiting is something my family obviously likes to do...and we can't forget driving...
harry potter is teh best...damn u dom/david for reading it before me! argh!...
Californians are slow walkers and lazy talkers...so say the New Yorkers...its true...we fill conversations that are ready to die with "soo....anywayss...." or my personal favorite "ummmmmm......soooooo"
good night [wtf am i talking about]
Eh...figured out i really dislike humid heat...BUT i really like New York Subways...umm...I can sit on my ass for more than 9 hours...kids on the east coast are unusually hospitable...unlike the kids here who tend to ignore kids from other states or visitors or wutever....its true....hahaha...kids on the east coast are also not as dirty minded or bad mouthed as kids here either..."booty head" who calls anyone "booty head"...BUT...you know those east coast kids are big on porn...hahaha jk...[incident with 4 year old boy who turned on teh tv, saw part of a porn flick and then when his dad and my uncle tried to shut it off he cried none stop and all he said was that he wanted to see the lady...hahaha] my six year old cousin walks around calling everyone gaylords for heaven's sake...my other cousins also have a vast knowledge of gross sexual things...hmmm wut is wrong with west coast kids...HAHAHA...i tell you wut...nothing...we're normal?
NEVER DRINK FROM A WATER FOUNTAIN...please...unless you like to drink water that was just used to wipe someone's ass and genitals...we saw a bum do it...followed by two joggers drinking from the very same fountain...i felt for them...if only someone would have told him some bum was "showering" and doing "laundry" on the very fountain...oh well...hee hee hee...not my problem
I have also learned that i could care less about this country's patriotic landmarks [aka Capitol hill/statue of Liberty]...my grandmother is repeatedly searched for metal objest whenever within reach of a metal detector?...honestly...like she'll hide a gun or knife or anything of the like in her bra...HA HA HA
waiting is something my family obviously likes to do...and we can't forget driving...
harry potter is teh best...damn u dom/david for reading it before me! argh!...
Californians are slow walkers and lazy talkers...so say the New Yorkers...its true...we fill conversations that are ready to die with "soo....anywayss...." or my personal favorite "ummmmmm......soooooo"
good night [wtf am i talking about]