How is it even possible that on my super awesome day off that was going to be spent working on all of the projects I have laying around waiting for me, I spent the entire day playing Robot Unicorn Attack and watching Jonas?
Seriously, I was going to paint my kitchen at the very least, and instead, here I am on the couch, a ghetto-tastic mix of Mountain Dew and gin in hand as I laugh my fucking head off at Kevin being the coolest Jonas. I think I've regressed in age by ten years.
One of these days I'm going to have something worthwhile to talk about. One day.
Who am I kidding- I'd rather spend all my time talking about the weird shit that goes through my head than the boring-ass shit that I
do every day.
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