ohp, that chowder's coming back up...
compliments of city_of_dis:
"I was recently out for a walk to my new favorite toy store, Hot Diggity! and halfway there, I received an urgent memo from my bladder:
ATTN: Marc-Anthony Macon
RE: Imperative Urination
Dear Mr. Macon,
It would appear that you consumed no less than seven cups of coffee before exiting your dwelling this morning and it is therefore my duty to inform you that if you do not locate the proper facilities within three minutes upon receipt of this missive, your urethra will inflate with piss in much the same way that an oblong water balloon does."
this guy is the man. especially since in the next sentence he referred to his penis as his "bald love monkey".
so yes. work, work, work. mike's party friday night. i thought it was fun. a lack of alcohol, though. and a lack of single females but what are ya gonna do. i would've stayed longer but i promised to find a way home for heidi. unfortunately, that involved three train stations, three buses, and more than 2 hours but we got home, dammit! whatever.
aaron didn't visit. that's fine. whatever. nathaniel filled in and accompanied me to my cousin's wedding. big surprise there, huh? it was small and nice. my aunt got piss-drunk. another big surprise. the reception was short but pretty. i'm glad it stopped raining. my uncle pulled nate in the family picture. they consider him family. it's crazy. they love him like he was one of my cousins or something.
anyway, the chicken balls were delicious! i love chicken balls. the prime rib was still bleeding i think. well, my mom's family is italian and food is big for them. the dinners cost $60/plate and there were 6 extra so you can't let them go to waste...my other aunt and grandmother brought 4 boxes of ziploc bags. they sent the dinners over to my mother where she proceded to shovel the steak, potatoes AND vegetables into the bags. my great aunt looked over and was like 'what are you doing?'. we're like "do you need bags?". she's like 'oh no, dear, i brought my own' and whips out some bags. my family rocks.
well, after a mized drink and 2 glasses of wine i was up on the dance floor, shaking it with the other drunken italians while the groom's family watched and thought we were crazy. which we are but that's beside the point. well, it was fun. afterwards nate and i rented sooooul plane which was funny and cho revolution which i'm watching now. then we talked which i thought was rather productive.
today was moving day. it went well. i, of course, ignored them most of the day but then i jumped in when they went to greenwood to clean out my room where jenny and i are refinishing a bookcase and we decided to save money and buy my grandmother's house (or possibly another house) within the next 5 or 10 years. and that was pretty much my day.
and now, i leave you with margaret cho...cho revolution!!:
this seems to be a big contest between george and sadaam. you know, who's penis is bigger...who's is oilier...
"I was recently out for a walk to my new favorite toy store, Hot Diggity! and halfway there, I received an urgent memo from my bladder:
ATTN: Marc-Anthony Macon
RE: Imperative Urination
Dear Mr. Macon,
It would appear that you consumed no less than seven cups of coffee before exiting your dwelling this morning and it is therefore my duty to inform you that if you do not locate the proper facilities within three minutes upon receipt of this missive, your urethra will inflate with piss in much the same way that an oblong water balloon does."
this guy is the man. especially since in the next sentence he referred to his penis as his "bald love monkey".
so yes. work, work, work. mike's party friday night. i thought it was fun. a lack of alcohol, though. and a lack of single females but what are ya gonna do. i would've stayed longer but i promised to find a way home for heidi. unfortunately, that involved three train stations, three buses, and more than 2 hours but we got home, dammit! whatever.
aaron didn't visit. that's fine. whatever. nathaniel filled in and accompanied me to my cousin's wedding. big surprise there, huh? it was small and nice. my aunt got piss-drunk. another big surprise. the reception was short but pretty. i'm glad it stopped raining. my uncle pulled nate in the family picture. they consider him family. it's crazy. they love him like he was one of my cousins or something.
anyway, the chicken balls were delicious! i love chicken balls. the prime rib was still bleeding i think. well, my mom's family is italian and food is big for them. the dinners cost $60/plate and there were 6 extra so you can't let them go to waste...my other aunt and grandmother brought 4 boxes of ziploc bags. they sent the dinners over to my mother where she proceded to shovel the steak, potatoes AND vegetables into the bags. my great aunt looked over and was like 'what are you doing?'. we're like "do you need bags?". she's like 'oh no, dear, i brought my own' and whips out some bags. my family rocks.
well, after a mized drink and 2 glasses of wine i was up on the dance floor, shaking it with the other drunken italians while the groom's family watched and thought we were crazy. which we are but that's beside the point. well, it was fun. afterwards nate and i rented sooooul plane which was funny and cho revolution which i'm watching now. then we talked which i thought was rather productive.
today was moving day. it went well. i, of course, ignored them most of the day but then i jumped in when they went to greenwood to clean out my room where jenny and i are refinishing a bookcase and we decided to save money and buy my grandmother's house (or possibly another house) within the next 5 or 10 years. and that was pretty much my day.
and now, i leave you with margaret cho...cho revolution!!:
this seems to be a big contest between george and sadaam. you know, who's penis is bigger...who's is oilier...