Caution: these emotions may be hazardous to your mental health

[elleximaginary]

I'm feeling like a junior high girl right now. Hopeless. That's how this has developed. And still I'm giddy with infatuation.

Bring on the crooked teeth, bad haircut, and size zero body. Then I can revert to Mr. Brecht's homeroom class. Just don't spit on the front of me when you talk.