Someday I too want to get an Ig Nobel

Oct 03, 2009 19:59

Yesterday (well it was yesterday in Poland) the 2009 Ig Nobel Prize Winners were announced at Harvard's Sanders Theatre. The winners are:

Veterinary medicine: Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson of Newcastle University, UK, for showing that cows with names give more milk than cows that are nameless.

Peace: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle.

Biology: Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu and Zhang Guanglei of Kitasato University Graduate School of Medical Sciences in Sagamihara, Japan, for demonstrating that kitchen refuse can be reduced more than 90% in mass by using bacteria extracted from the faeces of giant pandas.

Medicine: Donald L Unger of Thousand Oaks, California, US, for investigating a possible cause of arthritis of the fingers, by diligently cracking the knuckles of his left hand but not his right hand every day for more than 60 years.

Economics: The directors, executives, and auditors of four Icelandic banks for demonstrating that tiny banks can be rapidly transformed into huge banks, and vice versa (and for demonstrating that similar things can be done to an entire national economy).

Physics: Katherine K Whitcome of the University of Cincinnati, Daniel E Lieberman of Harvard University and Liza J Shapiro of the University of Texas, all in the US, for analytically determining why pregnant women do not tip over.

Chemistry: Javier Morales, Miguel Apatiga and Victor M Castano of Universidad Nacional Autonoma in Mexico, for creating diamonds from tequila.

Literature: Ireland's police service for writing and presenting more than 50 traffic tickets to the most frequent driving offender in the country - Prawo Jazdy - whose name in Polish means "Driving Licence".

Public Health: Elena N Bodnar, Raphael C Lee, and Sandra Marijan of Chicago, US, for inventing a bra that can be quickly converted into a pair of gas masks - one for the wearer and one to be given to a needy bystander.

Mathematics: Gideon Gono, governor of Zimbabwe's Reserve Bank, for giving people a simple, everyday way to cope with a wide range of numbers by having his bank print notes with denominations ranging from one cent to one hundred trillion dollars.
Most of the winners (except for Economics, Literature and Mathematics) were there to accept the prize and today they (along with some past winners) give lectures.

My thoughts:
Unsurprisingly we evolved a way for women to stay able to walk during pregnancy.
Bras on face - wasn't that on Ally McBeal?
I wonder if farmers will start talking to cows.
I already wrote about using tequila for diamond making.
And I  think that the great panda's bacteria could make its way to our kitchens - this could be useful.

My favourite, however, is the Literature one. It made me look at my driving licence again. Polish credit card like driving licence is made according to EU standards and although the driving licences are not identical in every country they have a lot in common  - e.g. surname is under 1. and first name under 2. Prawo Jazdy is however written with big letters there on top of the card along with country name. I wonder how many Rzeczpospolita Polska (Republic of Poland - official name of Poland) have also been ticketed.

science, ignobel, awards

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